Tuesday 28 August 2012

Rob - Week 3

The Perfect Man is a Geek with facial stubble.
He is…
Funny
Intelligent
Witty
Sophisticated
Romantic
Sarcastic
A Gentleman
Trustworthy
A good kisser
Gives great Orgasms
And, in the eyes of Islam is superior and exalted.

The Perfect man is –
Kind
Caring
Loving
Shares the good times and the bad
The Perfect man does not judge
He is Trusting
Unconditionally loving
Good looking
Tall
Slim
Has sexy blue eyes
Blonde hair
And a big penis
He is gentle
His feelings for you won’t lessen
He listens

The perfect man doesn’t try to change you
Loves the idea of a functional family, but will stick by the dysfunctional parts to assist in making it better.
The perfect man-
Works
Drives
Likes to travel
Has a beautiful smile
Doesn’t sweat in bed at night
Doesn’t smoke or have drug or alcohol dependency issues
Replaces his shoes if they get wet so they don’t stink
Doesn’t use porn
Looks after you when you’re ill
Sticks up for you
Has a nice ass
Doesn’t wear jewellery
Has neat facial hair, if he really has to have any at all
He has no previous children
Will admit when he’s wrong
He doesn’t wear too much cologne

The perfect man…
Doesn’t look at other women
Doesn’t talk if he has nothing to stay
Doesn’t try to be the best at everything
Offers his help
Is busy
Loves children
Is a Teddy Bear
Provides security
Respects you
Is a vibrator
He is someone you already know
He is, like the perfect woman…a lie.

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